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Hi there. Elle here. I thought I’d tell you a little bit about what Flatliner Books are about.


In reality, not in a movie or in a book, could vampires even exist? And if they did how? I have a degree in biology. It’s not possible. Not unless every textbook ever written was gag ordered by some secret ancient cult. So, what explanation is there? In order for a body that is dead to not die and the person’s “soul” (let’s call it) is still there so the dead guy has a personality and is not a zombie (because let’s face it – if undead cute guys exist then why not zombies too?) then something supernatural has to be going on… right?

Since they live off of blood and kill people in the process, that something supernatural has got to be sinister in some way. So, what if, like so many movies pose as a possibility, the first vampire became a vampire after making a deal with an evil force like the devil. Then, drinking blood and killing people for food makes more sense. So does spreading the venom and since being a vampire is a curse that can keep you out of Heaven then all the more success for evil huh?

But when? When could this have possibly have happened when vampires have been around for so long? I mean even the show about aliens in ancient times talks about vampires. What about after an ancient flood? What if, and geology supports that places like the Grand Canyon were formed because of flooding so there was a flood somewhere sometime, while the world was covered by this huge flood there were angels fighting demons on the ocean floor? Well, the world is flooded and that could have been where my backyard is right now, but what if there was a fight on the land that was flooded and demons being evil as they are took a few prisoners that were the good guys?

A good guy got rescued last (someone had to be last right) and had been in Hell long enough to actually be driven crazy. Then with the evil down there hissing in his ear he made a deal… with the devil… to become a vampire and “spare” people the fate of going to Hell by making them immortal and undead on earth…

Hmm, that would have been long enough ago for vampires to have been around for so long. And, then chaos ensued. God (since there are angels and the devil we need an ultimate good here to balance it all out) would give a similar deal to vampires as he gave to someone in the past. There was this guy named Lot (for real his mom could have done better naming him) who lived in a city that angels were about to destroy and he made a deal with God that if he could find 5 good men the city would have been spared. Of course he couldn’t and the city was destroyed. But the deal remained. So, we could say that God (being merciful and knowing it’s not necessarily your fault if you get bitten and turned into a vampire) would give the undead a similar deal. If 5 good men were stretching it back in the day, how about 3 vampires give up blood altogether and all of you can become human again if you want to.

Now there’s an idea. The only problem is, the first vampire wouldn’t want all of his hard work undone would he?

And here are the chronicles of what happened to a chosen few who lived under his rule.

Season one is on replay to get you all caught up. Seasons 2 and 3 are still online. Season 1 has been illustrated and will be available in book form from Amazon soon. The book series that the online seasons are tied to has the first two books available on Kindle, Book 1 is on paperback, and book 2 will be soon.

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SEASON 2 BEGAN ON 9/4/12: Season 2 ICON 3

SEASON 3 BEGAN ON 12/27/12: S2 Pic 4

42 comments on “About Us…

  1. firecook
    July 8, 2014

    Hi and nice to meet you. Thanks for liking a post.. Watch out for garlic .steaks and sunlight. Have a nice Evening….

    • flatlinerbooks
      July 29, 2014

      Hi there. Nice to meet you too. I know right! But, they only work if they’ve been blessed. So, in Chapter 9 when Caleb gets stabbed in the eye by a blessed silver steak knife that’s the only reason why it worked… and that was after Lorena grabbed a hand saw to try and bring him down. Who knew right?

      Have a fabulous day and thank you for visiting :)

  2. michaelnjohns
    July 3, 2014

    Vampires. Yes. I’m following this blog.

  3. Garfield Hug
    June 24, 2014

    I have just one word “awesome” & thanks for dropping by my blog with a Like and bringing me to yours.

    • flatlinerbooks
      July 3, 2014

      Glad to have you. Thank you for stopping by. We appreciate your work and your writing :)

      • Garfield Hug
        July 3, 2014

        Thank you too :)

        • flatlinerbooks
          July 4, 2014

          Happy 4th of July :)

        • Garfield Hug
          July 4, 2014

          Thank you kindly! In Singapore (my little red dot) we do not celebrate 4 July. But getting out of hospital is a celebration in itself!! Have a smashing great weekend celebration :-D

        • flatlinerbooks
          July 4, 2014

          Why thank you. I’m glad to hear you are getting out of the hospital. Definitely a cause for celebration. Yay you’re feeling better :)

  4. johannaknyn
    April 28, 2014

    Just read this page and am already hooked. !

  5. Susanne Leist
    February 10, 2014

    You are a great listener and a great writer.
    Keep in touch,

    • flatlinerbooks
      February 12, 2014

      Aww, you too! Keep uo the good writing :)
      Keep in touch.

  6. Susanne Leist
    February 8, 2014

    I found a proof reader on Out of the goodness of her heart, she edited my whole book. I’ve spent 3 weeks so far on both our edits, and I should be ready by the end of the week to submit them. I’m editing line by line. This way I won’t have to re-publish, which would be too costly for me.
    Thanks for listening to my story,

    • flatlinerbooks
      February 10, 2014

      How exciting! The final touches are always a little nerve wrecking huh. I’m so glad you found a proofreader. They are invaluable. I never catch all of my typos until after it’s too late lol. Good help is a wonderful thing. It’ll do well. The reviews of The Dead Game were really good, so I’m sure people are chomping at the bit to see some more :)

  7. Susanne Leist
    February 5, 2014

    Wow! I love all the thought you put into the history of vampires. I just released a vampire book but I never dealt with their background. I decided to place them in a small town in the middle of a murder mystery. In my next book, I will consider whether I should delve deeper into the vampire myth. But I have to be careful not to remember any of your history. I try not to read vampire books because I don’t want to be influenced by other authors’ plots. I watch vampire TV shows.
    Good luck on your books,

    • flatlinerbooks
      February 6, 2014

      Author to author your story is wonderful. I’m so glad we got to touch base. It’s so refreshing to talk to someone who writes in the same genre. I really enjoy history and wanted to introduce historical events with a hint of vampire flare where the result of human history is because of vampire influence. If I can convincingly write in such a way where the whole thing is plausible then it makes the myth more fun lol.

      I do the same thing. I can’t read anything until I’m done writing so I don’t subconsciously borrow someone else’s material. But, let me tell you what a smile it has put on my face to think that in some small way I have touched the direction you may possibly write in to include history in your next book. I can’t wait to see the next installment!

      Thank you for visiting us here and Write On! :) :)

      • Susanne Leist
        February 6, 2014

        We must keep in touch. Since my book is a mystery, I did take the name of the house, End House, from Agatha Christie. Otherwise, I’ve used my over-active imagination. I’m editing my book again this week because some of my reviews have stated that my characters are too stiff and don’t have enough depth to them. I’m loosening up the humans but I believe vampires should be haughty and stiff. You can’t please everyone. Susanne

        • flatlinerbooks
          February 7, 2014

          Yes, we should definitely stay in touch :). You really can’t please everyone lol. It’s sounds so intriguing, but being a mystery that’s the best part. Have you begun the next installment? :)

  8. Alison and Don
    February 2, 2014

    Thanks for the ‘like’ on the post about Bolivia. Didn’t meet any vampires there, not that I was looking for them :)

    • flatlinerbooks
      February 3, 2014

      No vampires in Bolivia? Well, I shall have to do something about that lol. Thank you for visiting :)

  9. donhoannguyen
    January 21, 2014

    Thanks for the like on Panda or Marshmallow?

    • flatlinerbooks
      January 22, 2014

      What’s not to like. Thank you for visiting us here :)

  10. syntaxsinner
    December 17, 2013

    I made a painting of a vampyre biting a hottie. Just a lil bloood… hahaha

    Thanks for da like

    (Does flatliner have the rights to the Egyptian Book of the Dead? Talk about a flatliner? Hee hee)

    • flatlinerbooks
      December 18, 2013

      Is your picture up somewhere we could view it? How would you feel about showcasing your painting here as one of the covers of an episode?

  11. Jack Curtis
    November 30, 2013

    Our species has always enjoyed “let’s pretend” and uniquely (unless you include otters) seems to pursue entertainment, so that’s a smart target. Takes our minds off reality in a better way than the politicians use and the dead and undead bodies lying around are only available when wanted and never smell bad. Gotta be a winner!

    • flatlinerbooks
      December 1, 2013

      That is one of the most eloquent reviews we have ever received. Thank you :)

  12. imperage
    November 21, 2013

    Thanks for visiting and liking my blog. All the best to you.

  13. afriendforever54
    August 7, 2013

    Thanks for visiting and liking our blog! God bless you!

  14. bethanystar04
    March 11, 2013

    Cool book cover! Keep writing! (I like your artistic blog)

    • flatlinerbooks
      March 11, 2013

      Thank you so much. My brother and I concocted the cover hehehe. I’m so glad you like the saga! You will have a postcard within the next week :) Thanks for dropping by!

  15. SWL
    March 6, 2013

    I am honored that you liked another of my posts (on the US govt. sequester). I looked at your bio again – so many influences can take us in a different direction from our education, even an area of study we love. My youngest child is your age, with a PhD in biology, and right now she takes care of itty, bitty kittens abandoned by their mothers!

    • flatlinerbooks
      March 10, 2013

      Wow! I love kittens too. I can see the allure. Thank you for sharing. It makes me feel better knowing that other people my age are doing something different from what they originally aspired to :)

  16. SWL
    February 4, 2013

    Thank you for visiting my site and liking my summary of Super Bowl XLVII. Sad day for my San Francisco 49ers. But since they haven’t been to a Super Bowl in 18 years, it’s still something of a victory. Looking forward to even greater things from Colin Kaepernick next season.

    I haven’t read all the books on your reading list on the left, but can add my agreement on “Lord of the Rings”, “Pride Prejudice” and “Jane Eyre”.

    Thanks again!

    • flatlinerbooks
      February 5, 2013

      Thank you for your post about the Super Bowl. I thought the 30 something minute timeout/lights out issue would have made more of a difference too. Even though I was rooting for the Ravens I admired how the 49ers bounced back and only lost by like 3 points. If only there had been another field goal or something huh?

      Don’t feel bad. I haven’t read all of the books on my reading list either. That list is showing the books I want to read in the near future… or in some cases read again.

      Thanks for stopping by! :)


      • SWL
        February 7, 2013

        RE: If only there had been another field goal or something huh?

        San Fran had an opportunity to make a touchdown but the Ravens defense held them back. They were just outplayed. Next year!

        It was nice hearing from you!

        • flatlinerbooks
          February 7, 2013

          True enough :). It was nice chatting with you. We will have a post card for your site in an upcoming episode here :)

        • SWL
          February 13, 2013


        • flatlinerbooks
          March 3, 2013

          You have a postcard in Episode 7 – Part 2: Focus :)

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