Bloody Appetizers… Undead Bride

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You simply cannot have a wedding without a fabulous menu. It is just impossible… to humans. We however, must conserve our options. It is not like the old days when a random villager would be kidnapped and fed upon during the wedding feast. Now in the age of blood banks, satellite surveillance, and police we have to explore more modernized menus.

Bloody Vine Bakery has done just that. They have uniquely combined our obsession and thirst for bloody morsels. Their menu has satisfied the palate of some of our Ancients (yes, Primus’ council has sampled them). Let us explore.

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Pastries are their passion. Rather than jelly, heavily clotted A- mixed with whipping cream fills croissants, donuts, and bite sized cream puffs.

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Fruit topped clot-cakes are a wedding favorite. Be sure to serve your human guests normal cupcakes. They come in a variety of flavors. Reported favorites are lemon cake with Type O- mixed with wildberry filling as well as vanilla cupcakes filled with mint and Type A+ marmalade.

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Pomegranate, Type O- clots, with whipped honey are the main ingredients for their infamous Lover’s Crepes. These are a fun favorite for receptions, honeymoon suites, and breakfast in bed. Bloody Vine Bakery delivers for all.

We hope this has given you a few ideas for your menu. As always, if you have immortal guests that may not avoid a feeding frenzy should you invite your human companions, we urge you to adhere to the tradition of having a duel reception. One for human guests to attend and one for the undead. Do what you must to preserve our secrecy.

-Staff reporter


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