Episode 12 – Part 2: Trudging

“Hi Belle. It’s been a long day. I ran into my version of Troy and it hurt like hell to see his face. It wasn’t even his face. But, his facial expressions, his voice, his eyes… I don’t know how you survived having to be around Troy so much when you were first turned. It…

Episode 10 – Part 1: At Large

(Elle and Ryan in Rome.) We waited. Watching helplessly as an ancient deity made eye contact with us, cursing us under his breath. This was going to be a problem for a lot of reasons. Firstly, we are in Rome. Outside of the Vatican City there are several resources for a pissed off demon to…

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The back up plan… Delicious Data

Look, I know it all sounds good and having some other side of the war come in and tell you why you shouldn’t trust your newfound friends and the hospitality they have shown you sucks. In truth, we haven’t given you any real reason to trust us. Just kind of jumped out of the shadows…

A word from the boss… Part 2

Continuing on… As I was saying, a husband who isn’t home all of the time may lengthen the marriage considerably. After all, you are an old maid and a failure at pairing if your marriage lasts less than two centuries. A hundred years bickering with the same person is long enough. But, twice that long…

A word from the boss… Part 1

Hi. This is Grenhelda. I will be conducting meeting minutes for today. Primus has called a meeting regarding the pirate signal broadcasting on our systems by the living immortals. The meeting went as follows: Dr. Jones entered, looking smug as she always does. She seems to always know something that the rest of us do…

We’ve got Wallpaper for you

We have a surprise for you! Custom wallpaper for whichever side you choose. Be it the undead or the living immortals. Just right click, and chose “Set as desktop background” to collect. Immortal Wallpaper:   Undead Wallpaper:   Enjoy! -Elle          

Our Jam For the Week…

  This week’s Delicious Data feature is accompanied by OJFTW (Our Jam For the Week) which is how glorious it is to have the truth given to you by a reliable source.      

The cat is out of the bag… Delicious Data

So yes, the cat is out of the bag. I mean, you weren’t supposed to know about vampires or living immortals in the first place were you? It’s all supposed to be this very mysterious fictional thing you only see on television, yet here we are. Such is the way of things. I cannot begin…

This Just In… Delicious Data

Linus here, I’ll make this quick. There is so much you don’t know because communication with us has been banned by Primus. Well, not anymore. We are going to bring you into the loop at long last.  

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New to the Crew Brunch

  ***Your real world free gift will be given – highlighted- at the end of the video.*** Welcome Flatliner Members. It is with great pride that we present you to an induction ceremony brunch to honor you by name as one of our New to the Crew Undead. You names are in date order, so…

I want to know why this happened… Tears Bloom

I want to know why this happened to me, my friend, my family, my mom. I want a real reason and someone to blame. I want to be able to have something to hold onto at three o’clock in the morning that I can really blame for this. Not having a reason is driving me…

Hacking the Undead…

This is an interruption of the undead broadcast station. We can only hold the signal for a little while so listen carefully…

Waiting To Hear Back… Tears Bloom

Impending doom. The lights are going to go out. The song is going to end. The next thing you will get is a phone call letting you know that it is over. The grinding moments in between. The lost words, the tears, the sound of your own sobbing. Wishing you were there doing your part,…

Carrying On… Tears Bloom

Carrying on and blooming by keepsake is a thing with us. We prefer not to let memories torment us, particularly when there are so many to keep track of over the centuries. So, you will find many of the undead keep a certain little something to memorialize an important event in our very long lives….

The Grief We Do Not Share… Tears Bloom

In this line of business you are used to not sharing. Sometimes it’s just safer that way. Not everyone deserves the honor of knowing who you really are anyway. Flatliners think that way and do at times come off as snobbish because no matter how much time we spend with humans they are temporary and…

Feeling Loss of Self… Tears Bloom

Some people say, “But, I finally made it to…” please fill in the blank. Manager, quarterback, cheerleader, new grad, finance coordinator, small business owner. Then suddenly, everything has been closed down and we are all forced to stay indoors. This has happened before. Not just other plagues over the years, but other scenarios. You have…