A word from the boss… Part 2

Continuing on… As I was saying, a husband who isn’t home all of the time may lengthen the marriage considerably. After all, you are an old maid and a failure at pairing if your marriage lasts less than two centuries. A hundred years bickering with the same person is long enough. But, twice that long…

A word from the boss… Part 1

Hi. This is Grenhelda. I will be conducting meeting minutes for today. Primus has called a meeting regarding the pirate signal broadcasting on our systems by the living immortals. The meeting went as follows: Dr. Jones entered, looking smug as she always does. She seems to always know something that the rest of us do…

We’ve got Wallpaper for you

We have a surprise for you! Custom wallpaper for whichever side you choose. Be it the undead or the living immortals. Just right click, and chose “Set as desktop background” to collect. Immortal Wallpaper:   Undead Wallpaper:   Enjoy! -Elle          

The cat is out of the bag… Delicious Data

So yes, the cat is out of the bag. I mean, you weren’t supposed to know about vampires or living immortals in the first place were you? It’s all supposed to be this very mysterious fictional thing you only see on television, yet here we are. Such is the way of things. I cannot begin…

This Just In… Delicious Data

Linus here, I’ll make this quick. There is so much you don’t know because communication with us has been banned by Primus. Well, not anymore. We are going to bring you into the loop at long last.  

What vampires aren’t telling you…

This is Linus. I don’t have much time. We can only hack the undead’s signal for so long. Here is what I know. The vampires are not telling you everything. You know they aren’t. Don’t wait to join us. We will give you the whole truth. Just watch.

Freebie…

We have a free gift for you. Download Red Rail Academy and the Estranged Brothers from August 1, 2020 to August 3,2020.   What’s more – it’s a totally sharable copy on Amazon that you can share with your friends even after it’s not free anymore as long as it’s in your downloaded section. Even…

New to the Crew Brunch

  ***Your real world free gift will be given – highlighted- at the end of the video.*** Welcome Flatliner Members. It is with great pride that we present you to an induction ceremony brunch to honor you by name as one of our New to the Crew Undead. You names are in date order, so…

I want to know why this happened… Tears Bloom

I want to know why this happened to me, my friend, my family, my mom. I want a real reason and someone to blame. I want to be able to have something to hold onto at three o’clock in the morning that I can really blame for this. Not having a reason is driving me…

Hacking the Undead…

This is an interruption of the undead broadcast station. We can only hold the signal for a little while so listen carefully…

New Title – Cinema Library

  Newest addition to our Cinema Library… Blood and power ask Danny and Zach what path they will take as vampires enter a school of wizardry.      

Before Brunch…

Our party favor for the upcoming brunch is a freebie. During brunch (video to be posted) we will announce the days you can get one of our adventures for free on Amazon. Along with an opportunity… If you leave a review on Amazon by the end of August 2020 we will include YOU by name…

Waiting To Hear Back… Tears Bloom

Impending doom. The lights are going to go out. The song is going to end. The next thing you will get is a phone call letting you know that it is over. The grinding moments in between. The lost words, the tears, the sound of your own sobbing. Wishing you were there doing your part,…

Carrying On… Tears Bloom

Carrying on and blooming by keepsake is a thing with us. We prefer not to let memories torment us, particularly when there are so many to keep track of over the centuries. So, you will find many of the undead keep a certain little something to memorialize an important event in our very long lives….

The Grief We Do Not Share… Tears Bloom

In this line of business you are used to not sharing. Sometimes it’s just safer that way. Not everyone deserves the honor of knowing who you really are anyway. Flatliners think that way and do at times come off as snobbish because no matter how much time we spend with humans they are temporary and…

Feeling Loss of Self… Tears Bloom

Some people say, “But, I finally made it to…” please fill in the blank. Manager, quarterback, cheerleader, new grad, finance coordinator, small business owner. Then suddenly, everything has been closed down and we are all forced to stay indoors. This has happened before. Not just other plagues over the years, but other scenarios. You have…

When no one in your circle understands… Tears Bloom

Many times we are surrounded by people who have a sense of what we are going through because they have been through a similar circumstance. But, there are certain types of grief that the people in our family and friendship circles know nothing about. They want to help and they find something they think is…

Our Jam For the Week…

We love this song and how strongly the feeling of needing someone to love you through your grief is captured through her voice. Our Jam For the Week is “Tell Me You Love Me” by the fabulous Demi Lovato.    

Lying to Myself… Tears Bloom

I was bitten nearly 55 years ago and I knew that the day my parents died would eventually come for me. I told myself that letting them think I was a plastic surgery junkie who never aged was a good thing. I told myself that faking my death under anesthesia a decade or so ago…