Leatherface… Our Old Haunts

So, I’m just going to put it out there. As members you have agreed to accept us as we are whatever that may mean and be inducted into the circles we run in which gives you access to information that we don’t broadcast to humanity at large. I’m going to be honest, we’re into some…

A word from the boss… Part 1

Hi. This is Grenhelda. I will be conducting meeting minutes for today. Primus has called a meeting regarding the pirate signal broadcasting on our systems by the living immortals. The meeting went as follows: Dr. Jones entered, looking smug as she always does. She seems to always know something that the rest of us do…

This Just In… Delicious Data

Linus here, I’ll make this quick. There is so much you don’t know because communication with us has been banned by Primus. Well, not anymore. We are going to bring you into the loop at long last.  

What vampires aren’t telling you…

This is Linus. I don’t have much time. We can only hack the undead’s signal for so long. Here is what I know. The vampires are not telling you everything. You know they aren’t. Don’t wait to join us. We will give you the whole truth. Just watch.

New to the Crew Brunch

  ***Your real world free gift will be given – highlighted- at the end of the video.*** Welcome Flatliner Members. It is with great pride that we present you to an induction ceremony brunch to honor you by name as one of our New to the Crew Undead. You names are in date order, so…

Hacking the Undead…

This is an interruption of the undead broadcast station. We can only hold the signal for a little while so listen carefully…

New Title – Cinema Library

  Newest addition to our Cinema Library… Blood and power ask Danny and Zach what path they will take as vampires enter a school of wizardry.      

New Members Brunch

Underway July 2020. There will be a free real world gift you can collect… for a limited time.      

Too Cold Hearted to Cry… Tears Bloom

I have officially been labelled cold hearted because I didn’t cry watching the last drama, I didn’t flinch when they told me a coworker had cancer, and I didn’t shed a tear at the last funeral. Little do they know, my idea of survival means that once I hit a certain pain threshold I just…

This Just In… Tears Bloom

In all of our years as immortals we have always carried roses and other blooms to signify our grief. There are many facets of grief to go through and no matter where you may be in that process, know this… We are with you. Thank you featured authors for bravely exploring grief with us. You…

Our Featured Authors Parade… Travelers Inc.

Safe and happy travels await us in this new world of face coverings and quarantine. Son’t get stuck anywhere we wouldn’t go ;). Thank you. A heartfelt warm thank you to our fellow travelers who shared their stories and reminded us of what a great big world there is out there waiting for us to…

When Roaming… Travelers Inc.

When roaming for that glorious bite, keep in mind that calories on vacation only sort of count. Stay nutritious. Don’t mix blood types any more than you would light and dark alcohols. Here are some tasty treats to be had for the little bit of human in all of us. Moroccan Tagine can be a…

Our Jam for the Week…

Sometimes we travel because something has come to an end. We get it, and this is our jam for that moment. On the cusp of newness, but bittersweet about leaving.  

Ageless Adventures… Travelers Inc.

We don’t age, but certain things do get old when traveling. Once you’ve been a true tourist, going back to your favorite spot loses it’s element of excitement. Though happy to be there, the sparkle of mystery that traveling had has been snuffed and you’re downright bored and would rather stay home. This happens to…

Off the Map… Travelers Inc.

Often times, traveling alone can be a fun experience. Many people prefer to travel together. However, there is something very freeing about going it alone. When you live for a really long time, doing normal things becomes mundane. Once, you’ve seen the world you want to see it again from a new perspective. So, we…

Quick Escapes… Travelers Inc.

Everyone has been in this spot. It’s scary as hell too. You’re cornered and about to be exposed to the world for what you are. Be it high school, work, or undead… it’s a terrifying moment. No one enjoys going through this process. You can’t be sure that entrancement will save you. People are smarter…

This Just In… Travelers Inc.

Traveling has never been more missed, or scary. Vampires have their own tactics to tackle the globe while we humans navigate the new world of health, safety, and getting out of the house. To all those who travel, be safe.        

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