Our Jam For the Week… Premiere

Dive into the chaos of Epic Undead: Season Three’s PREMIERE with a jam that keeps your heart pumping while the juicy details keep your heart racing!

The Reaping… Undead Holidays

So, there are generally some assumptions about the vampire reaping process. You might imagine a very Hunger Games approach or maybe even a night of biting people like in a fraternity hazing. But, it is none of the above. This is not like the old days when people could just go unaccounted for. With technology…

Ancestral Day… Undead Holidays

This is a mandatory “holiday” for anyone who’s been undead for at least 100 years. Every year you have to go to your hometown to see how life went on without you, to see how your life was insignificant compared to the gift of immortality you have now. To take in how much richer your…

Our Jam For the Week… Our Old Haunts

This is Our Jam For the Week on This Just In… Our Old Haunts. Inspired by our long list of horror story acquaintances. All our friends are heathens and some of them are extremely horrible. That’s undead life at Flatliner Books. And Chaos Ensued.

This Just In… Our Old Haunts

It’s that time of year again, when the undead can be a little less resigned and hidden. People are out dressed up as us and we just went out and blended. But, did you know the real story behind some of the horror stories that became movies that became a part of what you indulge…

Our Featured Authors Parade… Today’s Era

A BIG thank you to each of the authors who allowed us to feature you in our annual Human Intern Current Event Edition. Although we are mostly undead here, our new recruits and the issues facing them today are important to us. Finding other authors who share the same fervor for what is going on…

Standing Tall… Today’s Era

In light of BLM, and the truth that people should always be treated like people… a word for the ladies. It is still out there. The same thing minorities are upset about is still the unfair treatment that women face everyday. Not being paid the same wages, not being treated with the same respect, and…

Embedded Indignity – Part 3… Today’s Era

From the law… If you work in healthcare you get used to and somewhat desensitized from the smells, the blood, and the bandages. If you work in a bakery you may not notice the smell of yeast or the flour footprints that your wife does. If you work at a school then children may work…

Embedded Indignity – Part 2… Today’s Era

From the inside… If every media outlet portrayed white people as Gomer Pyle in a trailer park then that would be the whole world’s take on what white people must be like. That type of sterotypical representation would make it very hard for any other race to view white people as competent, equal, intelligent, or…

Embedded Indignity- Part 1… Today’s Era

From the outside… We are not oblivious. We turn the other cheek too embarrassed to call it out when it happens. But, we see it. The embarrassment turned to shame, turned to anger in the eyes of the person just slammed for being something less than white in America. The snide remarks that I might…

Where can I go?… Today’s Era

I have a Face Book post from an old coworker who probably forgot I’m on his list of friends. We had a short conversation in the reply section because I remember this person and that this post is born out of sarcastic idiocy more than actual bigotry. It reads as such: FB: Is is okay…

A Special Right… Today’s Era

Along the path of history, you come to realize how special it is to have a democracy and the right to vote. Back in the day when Rome was the center of civilization, they did not have the right to vote. And when the crowd was given a choice of which prisoner to free and…

A word from the boss… Part 3

Continuing on…. Primus and Dr. Jones could no longer be sensed by anyone. You may not know this, but vampires can sense each other. Kind of like when someone enters a room and you know they are there without looking at them. Well, we all have this connection. We may not know who it is…

A word from the boss… Part 2

Continuing on… As I was saying, a husband who isn’t home all of the time may lengthen the marriage considerably. After all, you are an old maid and a failure at pairing if your marriage lasts less than two centuries. A hundred years bickering with the same person is long enough. But, twice that long…

A word from the boss… Part 1

Hi. This is Grenhelda. I will be conducting meeting minutes for today. Primus has called a meeting regarding the pirate signal broadcasting on our systems by the living immortals. The meeting went as follows: Dr. Jones entered, looking smug as she always does. She seems to always know something that the rest of us do…

We’ve got Wallpaper for you

We have a surprise for you! Custom wallpaper for whichever side you choose. Be it the undead or the living immortals. Just right click, and chose “Set as desktop background” to collect. Immortal Wallpaper:   Undead Wallpaper:   Enjoy! -Elle          

Our Jam For the Week…

  This week’s Delicious Data feature is accompanied by OJFTW (Our Jam For the Week) which is how glorious it is to have the truth given to you by a reliable source.      

What vampires aren’t telling you…

This is Linus. I don’t have much time. We can only hack the undead’s signal for so long. Here is what I know. The vampires are not telling you everything. You know they aren’t. Don’t wait to join us. We will give you the whole truth. Just watch.

Freebie…

We have a free gift for you. Download Red Rail Academy and the Estranged Brothers from August 1, 2020 to August 3,2020.   What’s more – it’s a totally sharable copy on Amazon that you can share with your friends even after it’s not free anymore as long as it’s in your downloaded section. Even…